The “gay” moments you have with friends.

forever90s:

You see your friend and you’re like:

And they’re like:

(Source: marlishus)

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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight

  • Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.

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